Monday 1 February 2010

Award

Just saw on the news tonight that the fabulous Beyonce (note - this is pronounced Beyonsay, not Beyonkey as I was mistakenly led to believe) has been awarded a Grammy.
Now I think this is brilliant. It has been a cold, harsh winter and with so many hit records, Beyonce is obviously wealthy so being given an elderly lady to look after is a great idea, hopefully staving off certain death for some time to come. Bravo!

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  1. Wikipedia:
    Being given a 'Grammy':
    Receiving an aggressive wedgie from an jealous movie star, as you walk on stage to collect an award.

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  2. Do you know what a Mobo is? It sounds like it hurts more than an Oscar.

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  3. A Mobo is a giant love suck on your Pdiddy.

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  4. On no...I've JZeed all over.

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  5. Have I told you that I have changed my name to Eddie Mercury?

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  6. Better than Barry Glitter...

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  7. Do you remember sayings such as ..'I'm off to the Gary Glitter'
    What a shame that Gary Glitter's cultural legacy has been blurred by his own actions.

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  8. Who do you think would have won if GG had a fight with Alvin Stardust?

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  9. ....or Calvin Stardust for that matter.

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  10. if GG had a fight with Alvin Stardust, Alvin would win. Gary would grab Alvin's chin and force his head back but then Alvin would use the black glove to smear ju ju paste in Gary's eyes.Gary would be blinded and Alvin would look through his fingers at you in the V shape to finish.

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  11. What about a tag team? Alvin teaming up with fellow leather-lover Suzi Quattro while Gary opts for pseudo-gypsy and part time bare-knuckle fop David Essex?

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