Miscellaneous ramblings and jottings from the top of my head
Isn't that a log?
Not quite - more plankish.I'm glad that you enjoyed looking at my wood. Some ladies don't like it quite so thick.
This is not a real board. This is a prop for 'The Gruffalo'. a stage board, or a theatrical cheese board, plank or other.'made of deep dark wood'....'the mouse sawed a plank and the plank looked good'.
..but didn't I hear yours had dropped off and had to be replaced by a length of MDF ?
Please refrain from discussing my length....Also any connections with purple warts on the end of anything should not be insinuated.