Miscellaneous ramblings and jottings from the top of my head
I prefer my cheese a little stronger, more mature........
Let's see some mouldy, runny stuff...........
Surely this is a sponge?
My passport forbids me from eating any cheese that comes air tight wrapped in transparent plastic! Wood, straw, vine, PLEASE,or just out there on the kitchen table to give the room a certain je ne sais quoi aroma....
Shouldn't this be 'David Dickenstowe' cheese. It being orange and all?
Is this cheese related to the cheesy wotsit?
I think it is best for all not to ask what goes into this or any other orange food. You can bet it isn't a citrus fruit.
I love wotsits! Does that make me a bad person?
I think you need to eat more blue foods to cancel out the orange-ness.
Paul! I bet you cant even tell the difference between DDickinson and Sonic the Hedgehog!
One is furry and collects rings.
Now I think about it, the bloke that bought the family silver from me was a bit ropey-looking. And as for his friend with the bushy tail...I just thought they were foreign.