Stiff 2

You know that advert on TV that shows the bloke seeing the body of the dead child everywhere? Well I have a similar experience every time I open my fridge door and the odour of recently deceased hamster fills my nostrils.
It would appear to be cheese of some sort. Now I'm not a great cheese fan (apologies if you thought this blog was for this purpose) but I know a great many people are (they are called French people) and sometimes the stinkier the better, but in all honesty the smell of a small corpse is not really something I can appreciate as I pass the crackers around.
Perhaps I'm missing something?

Stiff

Oh no. Just showing little visitor Mia (aged 2) our last remaining hamster while the kids were at school and I found him in the corner, a bit stiff-like. An ex-hamster.

Not looking forward to breaking the news. I predict 2 days of tears and then renewed apeals for a puppy.