You know that advert on TV that shows the bloke seeing the body of the dead child everywhere? Well I have a similar experience every time I open my fridge door and the odour of recently deceased hamster fills my nostrils.
It would appear to be cheese of some sort. Now I'm not a great cheese fan (apologies if you thought this blog was for this purpose) but I know a great many people are (they are called French people) and sometimes the stinkier the better, but in all honesty the smell of a small corpse is not really something I can appreciate as I pass the crackers around.
Perhaps I'm missing something?
Remember though! Golden Rule number one..check that the smell is not coming upwards from the neck of your shirt or pyjamas. If so, pay a little visit to the bathroom and check down below, especially before a business meeting. Also, the Dalai Lama said "don't expect an hour, a month, a day of happiness, just appreciate the moment, one at a time". I have put this in quotes but it is highly inaccurate. I am working on a book of quotes by him at the moment. Others by him such as..'we shall fight them on the beaches' (shouted) are famous, of course.
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