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Cameron & Clegg decide on a strategy to appeal to disaffected voters. So they don 'civvies' and decide to pop into a 'normal' pub for a drink with the locals. For good measure they take David Cameron's spaniel with them to demonstrate their 'everyman' credentials.
While they order 2 pints of bitter shandy, a chap walks into the bar and, on seeing the dog, comes up and looks at its back end. Then he wanders off.
Standing, nodding to the non-plussed regulars, C & C notice another chap walk in. Again he goes up to the dog and has a good look at its rear end.
Cameron & Clegg are slightly confused by this but decide it must be 'normal' behaviour. When the barman appears Cameron asks if this is a sort of 'blokish custom'.
'No' says the barman. 'Its just that they have heard that there is a dog in the bar with 2 arseholes'.
Tee Hee. Have missed your blogs Paul!
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Well done cheese. It's good to have you back. By the way I thought you were 'busy' today.........
ReplyDeleteCan't believe that you had so many spelling errors in that joke!
ReplyDelete'Pop straight up my arse..your cassocks are in the vestry' (Viz)
ReplyDeleteI am actually enjoying the hung parliament situation and feel that it all looks interesting for a change..what's your take on it?
ReplyDeleteleesie, I think he got his secretary to do his blogging for him, either that or he's been drinking
ReplyDeleteI've missed your posts, so nice to get back to the cheesy chortle! Lets have more please. x x x x
ReplyDelete...a well-hung parliament would be an interesting concept. I think they should compare each others to solve debates. Is that how they earn the name 'right honourable member'?
ReplyDeleteThe Gentleman Usher of the Purple Rod is the Usher to the Order of the British Empire, established in 1917 and effective since 1918
ReplyDelete...thought so, but Black Rod always gets my pulse racing
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