My passport forbids me from eating any cheese that comes air tight wrapped in transparent plastic! Wood, straw, vine, PLEASE,or just out there on the kitchen table to give the room a certain je ne sais quoi aroma....
Now I think about it, the bloke that bought the family silver from me was a bit ropey-looking. And as for his friend with the bushy tail... I just thought they were foreign.
I prefer my cheese a little stronger, more mature........
ReplyDeleteLet's see some mouldy, runny stuff...........
ReplyDeleteSurely this is a sponge?
ReplyDeleteMy passport forbids me from eating any cheese that comes air tight wrapped in transparent plastic! Wood, straw, vine, PLEASE,or just out there on the kitchen table to give the room a certain je ne sais quoi aroma....
ReplyDeleteShouldn't this be 'David Dickenstowe' cheese. It being orange and all?
ReplyDeleteIs this cheese related to the cheesy wotsit?
ReplyDeleteI think it is best for all not to ask what goes into this or any other orange food. You can bet it isn't a citrus fruit.
ReplyDeleteI love wotsits! Does that make me a bad person?
ReplyDeleteI think you need to eat more blue foods to cancel out the orange-ness.
ReplyDeletePaul! I bet you cant even tell the difference between DDickinson and Sonic the Hedgehog!
ReplyDeleteOne is furry and collects rings.
ReplyDeleteNow I think about it, the bloke that bought the family silver from me was a bit ropey-looking. And as for his friend with the bushy tail...
ReplyDeleteI just thought they were foreign.